All assassins had a full-length mirror in their rooms, because it would be a terrible insult to anyone to kill them when you were badly dressed.
Interpretation
This quote humorously highlights the importance of appearance, even in serious situations.
Terry Pratchett cleverly suggests that even in the context of assassins and their deadly work, there exists a sense of etiquette regarding one's appearance. The underlying irony of the statement implies that the way one presents themselves is significant, even to the point that it would be deemed insulting to commit an act of violence while lacking proper attire, thus blending humor with a commentary on social norms.
In practice
This quote can be used in a speech about the importance of first impressions in social situations.
And then Jack chopped down what was the world's last beanstalk, adding murder and ecological terrorism to the theft, enticement, and trespass charges already mentioned, and all the giant's children didn't have a daddy anymore. But he got away with it and lived happily ever after, without so much as a guilty twinge about what he had done...which proves that you can be excused for just about anything if you are a hero, because no one asks inconvenient questions.
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I have an ego the size of a small planet.
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They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now.
Mr. Bibbit, you might warn this Mr. Harding that I'm so crazy I admit to voting for Eisenhower. Bibbit! You tell Mr. McMurphy I'm so crazy I voted for Eisenhower twice! And you tell Mr. Harding right back β he puts both hands on the table and leans down, his voice getting low β that I'm so crazy I plan to vote for Eisenhower again this November.
It is unthinkable for a Frenchman to arrive at middle age without having syphilis and the Cross of the Legion of Honor.
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