All assassins had a full-length mirror in their rooms, because it would be a terrible insult to anyone to kill them when you were badly dressed.
Interpretation
This quote humorously highlights the importance of appearance, even in serious situations.
Terry Pratchett cleverly suggests that even in the context of assassins and their deadly work, there exists a sense of etiquette regarding one's appearance. The underlying irony of the statement implies that the way one presents themselves is significant, even to the point that it would be deemed insulting to commit an act of violence while lacking proper attire, thus blending humor with a commentary on social norms.
In practice
This quote can be used in a speech about the importance of first impressions in social situations.
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