I was an only child and I had a mother and father who were just - there wasn't a straight man in the house, and I mean that in a very nice way. They were fun, and we would laugh a lot.
Betty WhiteRead
I love bawdy humor, but not dirty humor.
Interpretation
Betty White appreciates humor that is suggestive and playful, but not vulgar or offensive.
In this quote, Betty White expresses her fondness for humor that is lively and a bit risquΓ©, while drawing a clear distinction between that and humor that crosses the line into obscenity. This reflects her belief that humor can be adventurous and suggestive without being inappropriate, celebrating cleverness and wit over mere crudeness.
In practice
During a comedy night, a speaker might use this quote to introduce a section on different types of humor.
I was an only child and I had a mother and father who were just - there wasn't a straight man in the house, and I mean that in a very nice way. They were fun, and we would laugh a lot.
Don't try to be young. Just open your mind. Stay interested in stuff. There are so many things I won't live long enough to find out about, but I'm still curious about them. You know people who are already saying, 'I'm going to be 30 - oh, what am I going to do?' Well, use that decade! Use them all!
Animals don't lie. Animals don't criticize. If animals have moody days, they handle them better than humans do.
I have my golden retriever now, Pontiac. He's a career-change guide dog from Guide Dogs for the Blind.
When I pontificate, it sounds so, you know, Oh, well, she's preaching. I'm not preaching, but I think maybe I learned it from my animal friends. Kindness and consideration of somebody besides yourself. I think that keeps you feeling young. I really do.
You gotta use everything you possibly can!
The reason so many people turned up at his funeral is that they wanted to make sure he was dead.
It is never difficult to distinguish between a Scotsman with a grievance and a ray of sunshine.
There's many a man has more hair than wit.
A cat's got her own opinion of human beings. She don't say much, but you can tell enough to make you anxious not to hear the whole of it.
There was a time when people said, 'Jim, if you keep on making faces, your face will freeze like that.' Now they just say, 'Pay him!'
The English country-gentleman galloping after a fox β the unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable.
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