I was an only child and I had a mother and father who were just - there wasn't a straight man in the house, and I mean that in a very nice way. They were fun, and we would laugh a lot.
Betty WhiteRead
I love bawdy humor, but not dirty humor.
Interpretation
Betty White appreciates humor that is suggestive and playful, but not vulgar or offensive.
In this quote, Betty White expresses her fondness for humor that is lively and a bit risquΓ©, while drawing a clear distinction between that and humor that crosses the line into obscenity. This reflects her belief that humor can be adventurous and suggestive without being inappropriate, celebrating cleverness and wit over mere crudeness.
In practice
During a comedy night, a speaker might use this quote to introduce a section on different types of humor.
I was an only child and I had a mother and father who were just - there wasn't a straight man in the house, and I mean that in a very nice way. They were fun, and we would laugh a lot.
Don't try to be young. Just open your mind. Stay interested in stuff. There are so many things I won't live long enough to find out about, but I'm still curious about them. You know people who are already saying, 'I'm going to be 30 - oh, what am I going to do?' Well, use that decade! Use them all!
Animals don't lie. Animals don't criticize. If animals have moody days, they handle them better than humans do.
I have my golden retriever now, Pontiac. He's a career-change guide dog from Guide Dogs for the Blind.
When I pontificate, it sounds so, you know, Oh, well, she's preaching. I'm not preaching, but I think maybe I learned it from my animal friends. Kindness and consideration of somebody besides yourself. I think that keeps you feeling young. I really do.
You gotta use everything you possibly can!
I don't believe in an afterlife, but I'm taking an extra pair of underwear just in case.
Not everyone is comfortable with the kissing ritual. My husband is one of them. Her refuses to press lips with anyone except his wife, mother, and dog. If someone wanted to give him mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, he would refuse until he had been formally introduced.
What a fine weather today! Canβt choose whether to drink tea or to hang myself.
Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.
Comedy is a tool of togetherness. It's a way of putting your arm around someone, pointing at something, and saying, 'Isn't it funny that we do that?' It's a way of reaching out.
He burned his house down for the fire insurance and spent the proceeds on a telescope.
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