If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
Bob HopeRead
I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
Interpretation
The quote humorously suggests the importance of inclusivity in spirituality and the avoidance of rigid dogmas.
Bob Hope humorously expresses the idea that he supports all religions because he believes in being open-minded and inclusive. He suggests that being overly strict about religious beliefs could lead to regrettable consequences in the afterlife, indicating his preference for a more accepting and humorous approach to spirituality.
In practice
In a speech about unity during a multi-faith gathering.
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
Eisenhower admitted that the budget can't be balanced and McCarthy said the communists are taking over. You don't know what to worry about these days - whether the country will be overthrown or overdrawn.
I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die. I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
Golf is a funny game. It's done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I'm the healthiest idiot in the world.
I never write anything without humor, just because I like humor, but at the same time, it is a way for anything fantastical to become relatable.
For me, suspense doesn't have any value if it's not balanced by humor.
Since I don't smoke, I decided to grow a mustache - it is better for the health. However, I always carried a jewel-studded cigarette case in which, instead of tobacco, were carefully placed several mustaches, Adolphe Menjou style. I offered them politely to my friends: "Mustache? Mustache? Mustache?" Nobody dared to touch them. This was my test regarding the sacred aspect of mustaches.
Comedians' first ten minutes usually stay with them the first several years of their career. It's their mission statement. Their disclaimer that lets people know who they are. Or were. It's also a good time to make fun of your name if you have a funny or strange one.
I was kind of shy as a lad, and a lot of things that made me laugh, I found, did not make other people laugh.
Football is a simple game. Twenty-two men chase a ball for 90 minutes and at the end, the Germans always win.
Subscribe for the occasional hand-picked quote. No noise.