Be yourself on stage. Nobody else can be you and you have the law of supply and demand covered.
Bill HicksRead
I go to dance clubs...about once a year just to justify the other 364 days I spend in my apartment going 'God, what idiots!'
Interpretation
The quote humorously reflects on the contrast between the excitement of nightlife and the routine of daily life.
In this quote, Bill Hicks expresses a humorous view on the absurdity of nightlife as compared to the often mundane experience of daily living. By stating that he goes to dance clubs only once a year, he highlights the comedic perspective of observing social behaviors while contrasting them with his own solitary and critical mindset on those occasions. It encapsulates a critique of both the nightlife scene and the tendency to judge it from a distance.
In practice
This quote is perfect for a stand-up comedy routine about nightlife.
Be yourself on stage. Nobody else can be you and you have the law of supply and demand covered.
I'm not into those kind of rivalries. I remember standing out in front of Stratford, minding my own business. Carload of about eighty kids would pull up: 'STRATFORD SUCKS!' Am I supposed to run after these guys? I'd just stand there, you know. They'd back up. 'STRATFORD SUCKS! ...STRATFORD SUCKS!' I'd say, 'I know. I go there. You're wasting gas, man.
Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally on our planet, serves a thousand different functions, all of them positive. To make marijuana against the law is like saying that God made a mistake.
To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a big mistake.
What do you say we lighten things up and talk about abortion?
Marijuana grows naturally...Don't you think making nature against the law seems a bit, I don't know, unnatural?
Indigestion is charged by God with enforcing morality on the stomach.
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
I think a lot of people mistake my confidence on stage for cockiness in real life, and that's actually farthest from the truth. When I'm on stage, I'm that confident and that cocky because I have a microphone in my hand, and there's a few thousand people staring at me. And I know they're there to laugh.
There is nothing so good as a burial at sea. It is simple, tidy, and not very incriminating.
As soon as I go into a dark subject, like discussing the people I've loved and lost, I off-road into absurdist comedy perversion. It's both a means of protection and a kind of denial, a blessing and a curse. Wait, it's not a blessing at all. I guess it would be a bad habit and a curse.
Laughter is the corrective force which prevents us from becoming cranks.
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