Custard: A detestable substance produced by a malevolent conspiracy of the hen, the cow, and the cook.
Interpretation
This quote humorously critiques custard by suggesting that it is the result of a sinister collaboration among various food producers.
Ambrose Bierce's quote reflects a satirical view of custard by characterizing it as an unpleasant concoction formed from a diabolical agreement between the hen, cow, and cook. Through this unusual perspective, Bierce employs humor to express disdain for custard, illustrating how culinary preferences can evoke strong opinions and feelings.
In practice
This quote can be shared at a dinner party to lighten the mood when discussing desserts.
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A dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.
One always writes comedy at the moment of deepest hysteria.
Down there between our legs, it's like an entertainment complex in the middle of a sewage system. Who designed that?
We have met the enemy and have asked them over later for drinks and dancing.
It's easy to get a loan unless you need it.
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