Government proposes, bureaucracy disposes. And the bureaucracy must dispose of government proposals by dumping them on us.
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The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it.
Interpretation
What this quote means
This quote critiques the contrasting views of government between the two major political parties in the U.S.
P.J. O'Rourke humorously highlights the differing philosophies of the Democratic and Republican parties regarding the role of government in improving citizens' lives. He suggests that Democrats advocate for government as a solution to problems and improvement of individual lives, while Republicans express skepticism towards government effectiveness but still take control and demonstrate its failures.
Themes
GovernmentPoliticsPartiesDemocratsRepublicansCritique
In practice
Example use cases
In a political debate to illustrate the differences between party platforms.
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