EMOTION, n. A prostrating disease caused by a determination of the heart to the head. It is sometimes accompanied by a copious discharge of hydrated chloride of sodium from the eyes.
Interpretation
This quote humorously defines emotion as an affliction that disrupts rational thinking, often leading to tears.
Ambrose Bierce's quote cleverly critiques the experience of emotion, suggesting that it is a malady where the heart overtakes the head. The mention of tears as a 'copious discharge of hydrated chloride of sodium' adds a sardonic touch, framing emotional responses in scientific terms that highlight their overwhelming and often irrational nature.
In practice
In a light-hearted speech about the ups and downs of life, this quote can be used to illustrate the absurdity of emotions.
PALM, n. A species of tree . . . of which the familiar "itching palm" ("Palma hominis") is most widely distributed . . . . This noble vegetable exudes a kind of invisible gum, which may be detected by applying to the bark a piece of gold or silver.
Human nature is pretty well balanced; for every lacking virtue there is a rough substitute that will serve at a pinch--as cunning is the wisdom of the unwise, and ferocity the courage of the coward.
Indigestion: A disease which the patient and his friends frequently mistake for deep religious conviction and concern for the salvation of mankind. As the simple Red Man of the Western Wild put it, with, it must be confessed, a certain force: 'Plenty well, no pray; big belly ache, heap God.'
Disobey n:To celebrate with an appropriate ceremony the maturity of a command
NOUMENON, n. That which exists, as distinguished from that which merely seems to exist, the latter being a phenomenon. The noumenon is a bit difficult to locate; it can be apprehended only by a process of reasoning - which is a phenomenon.
PARDON, v. To remit a penalty and restore to the life of crime. To add to the lure of crime the temptation of ingratitude.
Secretly we're all a little more absurd than we make ourselves out to be.
Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
Every word she writes is a lie, including "and" and "the."
Chico: "Here's the book, it's a dollar" Groucho: "Here's a ten, and shoot the change." Chico: "I don't have change I'd have to give you nine more books.
I live on a one-way street that's also a dead end. I'm not sure how I got there.
I was doing sketches that were funny but socially irresponsible. I felt I was deliberately being encouraged and I was overwhelmed.
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