Death is the sound of distant thunder at a picnic.
W. H. AudenRead
My face looks like a wedding-cake left out in the rain.
Interpretation
This quote humorously describes someone whose appearance may not be pristine or ideal.
W. H. Auden uses a vivid and comical metaphor to convey feelings of dishevelment or disappointment in one's appearance. By comparing his face to a 'wedding-cake left out in the rain', he emphasizes the contrast between the expected beauty of a wedding cake and the unfortunate, messy reality that can occur when it is exposed to the elements.
In practice
This quote can be used in a light-hearted speech about self-acceptance.
Death is the sound of distant thunder at a picnic.
That the speech of self-disclosure should be translatable seems to me very odd, but I am convinced that it is. The conclusion that I draw is that the only quality which all human being without exception possess is uniqueness: any characteristic, on the other hand, which one individual can be recognized as having in common with another, like red hair or the English language, implies the existence of other individual qualities which this classification excludes.
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All my humor is based on destruction and despair. If the whole world were tranquil, without disease and violence, I'd be standing in the bread line - right in back of J. Edgar Hoover.
No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.
I used to think you had to live this miserable life and that that would make you funnier, but you don't. The misery will come. The misery will find you.
Being a humorist is not a voluntary thing. You can tell this because in a situation where saying a funny thing will cause a lot of trouble, a humorist will still say the funny thing. No matter how inappropriate.
I said, "I do not fear those pants with nobody inside them." I said, and said, and said those words. I said them but I lied them.
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