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To watch a football game is to be in a prolonged neurotic doubt as to what you're seeing. It's more like an emergency happening at a distance than a game. I don't wonder the spectators take to drink.
Jacques Barzun
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Interpretation

What this quote means

The quote humorously critiques the anxiety and tension experienced by spectators during a football game.

Jacques Barzun's quote highlights the intense emotional rollercoaster that spectators endure while watching a football game, likening the experience to a state of neurotic doubt. He suggests that this emotional turbulence resembles an emergency rather than the enjoyment traditionally associated with sports, implying that the high stakes and uncertainty can drive viewers to seek escape through alcohol.

Themes

FootballSpectatorsAnxietyNeuroticGameEmergencyHumor

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Example use cases

During a sports discussion, one might quote this to highlight the emotional stakes of watching sports.

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