And then Jack chopped down what was the world's last beanstalk, adding murder and ecological terrorism to the theft, enticement, and trespass charges already mentioned, and all the giant's children didn't have a daddy anymore. But he got away with it and lived happily ever after, without so much as a guilty twinge about what he had done...which proves that you can be excused for just about anything if you are a hero, because no one asks inconvenient questions.
He'd noticed that sex bore some resemblance to cookery: it fascinated people, they sometimes bought books full of complicated recipes and interesting pictures, and sometimes when they were really hungry they created vast banquets in their imagination - but at the end of the day they'd settle quite happily for egg and chips. If it was well done and maybe had a slice of tomato.
Interpretation
What this quote means
The quote compares sex to cooking, suggesting that while people may fantasize about complexity, they often prefer simplicity in reality.
In this humorous observation, Terry Pratchett equates the human interest in sex to the culinary arts, illustrating how both can evoke great fascination and elaborate fantasies. Yet, just as many people might envision grand feasts but ultimately find satisfaction in simpler fare like egg and chips, the quote implies that in intimate relationships, simplicity often prevails over complexity, reflecting the reality of human desires and contentment.
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Example use cases
This quote could be used in a conversation about relationships at a dinner party to lighten the mood.
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