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He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days.
Groucho Marx
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Interpretation

What this quote means

This quote humorously exaggerates someone's intoxication level.

Groucho Marx's quote is a playful and absurd analogy used to highlight the extent of someone's drunkenness, suggesting that they are so saturated with alcohol that they could literally catch fire and burn brightly like a candle. This comedic hyperbole illustrates the dangers and humorous aspects of excessive drinking, using vivid imagery to evoke laughter.

Themes

HumorAlcoholDrunkennessExaggerationComedy

In practice

Example use cases

This quote could be used in a comedic speech about the perils of drinking too much at a party.

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