PALM, n. A species of tree . . . of which the familiar "itching palm" ("Palma hominis") is most widely distributed . . . . This noble vegetable exudes a kind of invisible gum, which may be detected by applying to the bark a piece of gold or silver.
HOMOEOPATHY, n. A school of medicine midway between Allopathy and Christian Science. To the last both the others are distinctly inferior, for Christian Science will cure imaginary diseases, and they can not.
Interpretation
What this quote means
Homeopathy is satirically described as a medical practice that lies between traditional medicine and Christian Science, highlighting its perceived inadequacies.
In this quote by Ambrose Bierce, homeopathy is positioned as a form of medicine that fails to effectively address real ailments, as it is humorously suggested to be a less credible option compared to both allopathy (traditional medicine) and Christian Science, which, according to the author, can only treat imagined afflictions. This critique underscores a skepticism towards homeopathy's efficacy and invites reflection on the legitimacy of various healing practices.
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In practice
Example use cases
This quote can be referenced in a discussion about alternative medicine at a health seminar.
More from Ambrose Bierce
All quotes βHuman nature is pretty well balanced; for every lacking virtue there is a rough substitute that will serve at a pinch--as cunning is the wisdom of the unwise, and ferocity the courage of the coward.
Indigestion: A disease which the patient and his friends frequently mistake for deep religious conviction and concern for the salvation of mankind. As the simple Red Man of the Western Wild put it, with, it must be confessed, a certain force: 'Plenty well, no pray; big belly ache, heap God.'
Disobey n:To celebrate with an appropriate ceremony the maturity of a command
NOUMENON, n. That which exists, as distinguished from that which merely seems to exist, the latter being a phenomenon. The noumenon is a bit difficult to locate; it can be apprehended only by a process of reasoning - which is a phenomenon.
PARDON, v. To remit a penalty and restore to the life of crime. To add to the lure of crime the temptation of ingratitude.
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