Imagine wasting all that perfectly good anger on paranoid fantasies. Not since Emily Litella got upset about "Soviet jewelry" has there been such a waste of anger. You will notice a certain theme to these Emily Litella Moments. Behind them all is a touching faith that someone, somewhere is actually in charge of what's happening - a proposition I beg leave to doubt.
Interpretation
The quote reflects on the futility of misdirected anger and misguided beliefs about control.
Molly Ivins cleverly critiques the absurdity of directing anger towards trivial or imaginary concerns, likening it to a comical character, Emily Litella, who famously misunderstood serious issues. This quote emphasizes the notion that rather than getting upset about things that don't truly matter, we should recognize the randomness of control in the world, questioning the belief that someone is always in charge.
In practice
In a speech about managing stress, one could say, 'Imagine wasting all that perfectly good anger on paranoid fantasies.'
Racists seem obsessed by the idea that illegal workers - the hardest-working, poorest people in America - are somehow getting away with something, sneaking goodies that should be for Americans. You can always avoid this problem by having no social services. This is the refreshing Texas model, and it works a treat.
Populism is the simple premise that markets need to be restrained by society and by a democratic political system. We are not socialists or communists, we are proponents of regulated capitalism and, I might add, people who have read American history.
We should all laugh more at our elected officials - it's good for us and good for them.
Although it is true that only about 20 percent of American workers are in unions, that 20 percent sets the standards across the board in salaries, benefits and working conditions. If you are making a decent salary in a non-union company, you owe that to the unions. One thing that corporations do not do is give out money out of the goodness of their hearts.
All anyone needs to enjoy the state legislature is a strong stomach and a complete insensitivity to the needs of the people. As long as you don't think about what that peculiar body should be doing and what it actually is doing to the quality of life in Texas, then it's all marvelous fun.
I really do think we're going through a period of concentration of ownership of media, and we're starting to see the effects at the editorial level, and it's all bad. This increased pressure for profits every quarter, smaller news hole, less coverage of important stuff - the extent that it's become one giant infotainment industry.
You'd better get your laugh while you're making your point, or you won't be doing it very long.
I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked.
The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.
Fish and visitors stink in three days.
I have no wish to talk nonsense." "If you did, it would be in such a grave, quiet manner, I should mistake it for sense.
Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.
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