QuoteProject
I've just read that I am dead. Don't forget to delete me from your list of subscribers.
Rudyard Kipling
ShareWTF𝕏

Interpretation

What this quote means

This quote humorously addresses the irony of being informed about one's own death while maintaining a light-hearted attitude towards subscriptions.

Rudyard Kipling's quote humorously captures the absurdity of receiving news of one's own death in a casual manner. It illustrates a comedic perspective on mortality, suggesting that even in death, one should take care of mundane matters, such as subscriptions, which highlights a blend of humor and the reality of life’s fleeting nature.

Themes

HumorDeathIronySubscriptions

In practice

Example use cases

In a eulogy, to lighten the mood and reflect on the deceased's sense of humor.

More from Rudyard Kipling

We have done with Hope and Honour. we are lost to Love and Truth, We are dropping down the ladder rung by rung; And the measure of our torment is the measure of our youth. God help us, for we knew the worst too young!
Rudyard KiplingRead
Humble because of knowledge; mighty by sacrifice.
Rudyard KiplingRead
Hear and attend and listen; for this is what befell and be-happened and became and was, O my Best Beloved, when the Tame animals were wild. The dog was wild, and the Horse was wild, and the Cow was wild, and the Sheep was wild, and the Pig was wild -as wild as wild could be - and they walked in the Wet Wild Woods by their wild lones. But the wildest of all the wild animals was the Cat. He walked by himself and all places were alike to him
Rudyard KiplingRead
I keep six honest serving men.
Rudyard KiplingRead
And when your back stops aching and your hands begin to harden, You will find yourself a partner in the Glory of the Garden.
Rudyard KiplingRead
Savings represent much more than mere money value. They are the proof that the saver is worth something in himself. Any fool can waste; any fool can muddle; but it takes something more of a man to save and the more he saves the more of a man he makes of himself. Waste and extravagance unsettle a man's mind for every crisis; thrift, which means some form of self-restraint, steadies it.
Rudyard KiplingRead

Similar quotes

Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it.
Groucho MarxRead
The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
Mark TwainRead
Humor has to surprise us; otherwise, it isn't funny. It's a death knell for a writer to be labeled a humorist because then it's not a surprise anymore.
Garrison KeillorRead
Sex, drugs, and insanity have always worked for me, but I wouldn't recommend them for everyone.
Hunter S. ThompsonRead
I am not funny. The writers were funny. My directors were funny. The situations were funny… What I am is brave. I have never been scared. Not when I did movies, certainly not when I was a model and not when I did I Love Lucy.
Lucille BallRead
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
Mark TwainRead

A little wisdom, now and then

Subscribe for the occasional hand-picked quote. No noise.