The first act is writing, the second act is filming, the third act is releasing. If you have to partake in the third act, it hurts the first act of the next one. It's like a prizefight. You get punched.
Albert BrooksRead
I've been to many funerals of funny people, and they're some of the funniest days you'll ever have, because the emotions run high.
Interpretation
Funerals can be surprisingly humorous despite the sadness, as emotions often lead to unexpected moments of laughter.
This quote highlights the paradox of funerals attended by inherently funny people, illustrating how humor can emerge even in the face of loss. It suggests that the emotional intensity of such events allows for a unique blend of grief and levity, where funny memories can surface, reminding us of the joy that the deceased brought into our lives.
In practice
This quote could be used in a eulogy to bring a light-hearted touch.
The first act is writing, the second act is filming, the third act is releasing. If you have to partake in the third act, it hurts the first act of the next one. It's like a prizefight. You get punched.
The whole world is tense. Everybody gets the international news. Theres been no American comedy at all that even remotely addresses the subject in any way. My goal isnt to solve the worlds problems. My character wasnt even able to do his assignment. But the premise of wanting to find out about somebody -- other than the stuff that the CIA will tell you -- theres no hope unless we do that.
Well, you know, with every character, if you're going to expose yourself, you've got to figure out every detail that you're going to play. So there's no character that you can just go put on his shirt and be fully prepared.
I don't think the goal is, 'How big a star did you ever become?' I think the goal is, 'Were you able to express yourself?'
I don't think the goal is, 'How big a star did you ever become?' I think the goal is, 'Were you able to express yourself?' And if you're able to say yes, in any field, you've won. If you paint, write, do mosaics, knit - if it's solving that part of your brain saying, 'I need to do this,' you've won.
If people don't love what you're doing, that doesn't mean you're wrong.
I've been told to speed up my delivery when I perform. But if I lose the stammer, I'm just another slightly amusing accountant.
Down there between our legs, it's like an entertainment complex in the middle of a sewage system. Who designed that?
That's what's great about standup comedy: the instant feedback. You get up on stage, you tell a joke, if it doesn't work, come back the next day with a better version of it.
When things are difficult, awful, stressful, the thing that always gets you through is a sense of humour. I don't mean - well, maybe I do - laugh at the hangman as he puts the noose around your neck. But an eye, an ear, for the ridiculous, the absurd in life, can get you through a lot.
I've been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
If I could only write, I'd write a nasty letter to the mayor, if he could only read.
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