Listen, three eyes," he said, "don't you try to outweird me, I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal.
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I've never understood all this fuss people make about the dawn. I've seen a few and they're never as good as the photographs, which have the additional advantage of being things you can look at when you're in the right frame of mind, which is usually around lunchtime.
Interpretation
This quote humorously expresses skepticism about the hype surrounding sunrises compared to photographs of them.
Douglas Adams humorously critiques the romanticism often associated with dawn by suggesting that it falls short of the idealized beauty captured in photographs. He implies that the sensory experience of a sunrise does not match people's expectations, and that one can appreciate beauty at any time, especially when one is more awake and receptive, like during lunchtime.
In practice
In a lighthearted speech about morning routines, one can use this quote to illustrate personal preferences.
Listen, three eyes," he said, "don't you try to outweird me, I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal.
"What's so unpleasant about being drunk?" "Ask a glass of water."
Protect me from knowing what I don't need to know. Protect me from even knowing that there are things to know that I don't know. Protect me from knowing that I decided not to know about the things that I decided not to know about. Amen. [...] Lord, lord, lord. Protect me from the consequences of the above prayer.
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We are stuck with technology when all we really want is just stuff that works. How do you recognize something that is still technology? A good clue is if it comes with a manual.
Our business is infested with idiots who try to impress by using pretentious jargon.
Humanity I love you because when you're hard up you pawn your intelligence to buy a drink.
The truthiness is, anyone can read the news to you. I promise to feel the news 'at' you.
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
Laughter is nothing else but sudden glory arising from some sudden conception of some eminency in ourselves, by comparison with the infirmity of others, or with our own formerly.
I always just forced myself to do crazy things in public. In college I would push an overhead projector across campus with my pants just low enough to show my butt. Then my friend would incite the crowd to be like, 'Look at that idiot!' That's how I got over being shy.
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