I must admit I am nervous about getting Alzheimer's. Once it hits, I might tell my best joke and never know it.
Joan RiversRead
Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It's all funny.
Interpretation
Life is fleeting, so itβs important to relax and find humor in our experiences.
Joan Rivers highlights the swift passage of life, urging us to appreciate each moment instead of getting caught up in stress. By encouraging us to 'calm down' and recognize the humor in our situations, she promotes a perspective that values joy and levity amidst life's challenges.
In practice
A motivational speech aimed at encouraging people to relax and enjoy their daily lives.
I must admit I am nervous about getting Alzheimer's. Once it hits, I might tell my best joke and never know it.
"I've learned what's funny verbally ain't so funny on e-mail: They don't hear your intonations. Melissa broke up with somebody over that. She tried to tell him: "That was a joke!" But he just didn't get it. Mick Jagger said, "F- 'em if they don't get the joke." And I love him. That comes with age: Knowing it's their problem, not mine."
I enjoy life when things are happening. I don't care if it's good things or bad things. That means you're alive.
Life is so tough. I don't know how old you are, but I've seen so much in a wink. One phone call and your life is changed forever. We all know that. You better laugh at everything.
I walk on a stage, and I know if it's been a good show or not. You know when it's been a good interview. No one has to tell you. You know it. You feel it. You can feel the air. You can feel everything about it when it's a good show. And you know when you've messed up.
I would not want to live if I could not perform. It's in my will. I am not to be revived unless I can do an hour of stand-up.
All of us have moments in our childhood where we come alive for the first time. And we go back to those moments and think, This is when I became myself.
I shall always remember that smile. From what world did it come from?
Death is a challenge. It tells us not to waste time... It tells us to tell each other right now that we love each other.
But the tender grace of a day that is dead Will never come back to me.
It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It's called living.
My dear, dear girl [. . .] we can't turn back the days that have gone. We can't turn life back to the hours when our lungs were sound, our blood hot, our bodies young. We are a flash of fire--a brain, a heart, a spirit. And we are three-cents-worth of lime and iron--which we cannot get back.
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