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Macduff: What three things does drink especially provoke? Porter: Marry, sir, nose-painting, sleep, and urine.
William Shakespeare
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Interpretation

What this quote means

This quote humorously highlights the effects of alcohol on individuals.

In this exchange from Shakespeare's 'Macbeth', the character Porter comically reveals the three main consequences of drinking: it enhances one's complexion (nose-painting), induces sleepiness, and leads to frequent urination. This playful banter serves as both a reflection on the social aspects of drinking and a critique of the excesses associated with alcohol consumption.

Themes

AlcoholHumorDrinkingEffectsComedy

In practice

Example use cases

This quote can be used in a toast at a gathering where alcohol is served.

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