I am doomed to an eternity of compulsive work. No set goal achieved satisfies. Success only breeds a new goal. The golden apple devoured has seeds. It is endless.
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There may be a heaven, but if Joan Crawford is there, I'm not going.
Interpretation
What this quote means
The quote humorously expresses strong dislike for Joan Crawford, suggesting that the speaker would avoid an afterlife where she is present.
Bette Davis's quote reflects a personal disdain for Joan Crawford, using humor to convey a serious sentiment about relationships and rivalry in Hollywood. The hyperbolic suggestion of avoiding heaven if Crawford is present highlights the intensity of their animosity, showcasing how personal feelings can impact one's view of even idealized concepts like heaven.
Themes
HeavenJoan CrawfordBette DavisRivalryHumor
In practice
Example use cases
This quote can be used in a roast during a comedy night.
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