Shrines! Shrines! Surely you don't believe in the gods. What's your argument? Where's your proof?
AristophanesRead
When men drink, then they are rich and successful and win lawsuits and are happy and help their friends. Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever.
Interpretation
This quote humorously suggests that drinking enhances one's perception of success and happiness.
Aristophanes uses satire to illustrate how intoxication can alter one's state of mind, making them feel wealthy, successful, and more socially adept. The quote suggests that alcohol may provide a temporary boost in confidence and cleverness, highlighting the irony of relying on substances to achieve such states.
In practice
A toast at a wedding that reflects on celebration and friendship.
Shrines! Shrines! Surely you don't believe in the gods. What's your argument? Where's your proof?
[Y]ou [man] are fool enough, it seems, to dare to war with [woman=] me, when for your faithful ally you might win me easily.
Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever.
Open your mouth and shut your eyes and see what Zeus will send you.
These impossible women! How they do get around us! The poet was right: Can't live with them, or without them.
Children have a master to teach them, grown-ups have the poets.
Nothing is funnier than unhappiness, I grant you that. Yes, yes, it's the most comical thing in the world.
One of the problems, and it's one which is obviously going to get worse, is that all the people at the party are either the children or the grandchildren or the great-grandchildren of the people who wouldn't leave in the first place, and because of all the business about selective breeding and regressive genes and so on, it means that all the people now at the party are either absolutely fanatical partygoers, or gibbering idiots, or, more and more frequently, both.
In Britain, girls seem to be either bright or attractive. In America, that's not the case. They're both.
I think it's IMPOSSIBLE for anyone famous to come from here, because everyone around here is insane.
They who have drunk beer, fall on their back, but there is a peculiarity in the effects of the drink made from barley, for they that get drunk on other intoxicating liquors fall on all parts of their body, they fall on the left side, on the right side, on their faces, and and on their backs. But it is only those who get drunk on beer that fall on their backs with their faces upward.
Nobody gave me what I wanted for my birthday! Nobody! What sort of presents do you call these? New shoes, a green sweater and a bunch of stupid toys!" "What were you expecting?" "Real estate!
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