My character is self-important, poorly informed, well-intentioned but an idiot. So we said, `Let's give him a promotion.'
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Northwestern's alumni list is truly impressive. This university has graduated best-selling authors, Olympians, presidential candidates, Grammy winners, Peabody winners, Emmy winners, and that's just me!
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What this quote means
The quote highlights the impressive achievements of Northwestern University's alumni, showcasing pride in one's own association with such a legacy.
In this quote, Stephen Colbert humorously reflects on the illustrious accomplishments of graduates from Northwestern University, emphasizing his own place among notable figures such as authors, Olympians, and award winners. This expression of pride not only celebrates the university's legacy but also adds a personal touch that hints at self-deprecating humor, making a light-hearted yet meaningful connection between individual success and collective achievement.
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EducationAchievementPrideUniversityHumor
In practice
Example use cases
This quote could be used in a commencement speech to inspire graduates.
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