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Reported as Oscar Wilde's last words on his death bed... This wallpaper is killing me. One of us has to go.
Oscar Wilde
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What this quote means

This quote humorously reflects Wilde's sharp wit even in his final moments of life.

Oscar Wilde's last words, 'This wallpaper is killing me. One of us has to go,' encapsulate his characteristic humor and wit. The quote showcases Wilde's ability to observe the absurdity of life and deliver a poignant remark even while facing death, illustrating how humor can permeate even the grim circumstances of life.

Themes

HumorDeathWitLifeAbsurdity

In practice

Example use cases

In a eulogy, to highlight the deceased's humorous nature.

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