Listen, three eyes," he said, "don't you try to outweird me, I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal.
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He has personality problems beyond the dreams of analysts.
Interpretation
The quote humorously suggests that someone's personality issues are so extreme that even professional analysts would be overwhelmed.
Douglas Adams' quote humorously exaggerates the complexity of a person's personality problems, implying that they are not only beyond the understanding of analysts but also amusingly absurd. It highlights the intricacies of human behavior and suggests that some individuals may have such eccentricities that they defy conventional analysis, pointing to the humorous side of human nature.
In practice
Using this quote in a comedy routine about mental health and therapy.
Listen, three eyes," he said, "don't you try to outweird me, I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal.
"What's so unpleasant about being drunk?" "Ask a glass of water."
Protect me from knowing what I don't need to know. Protect me from even knowing that there are things to know that I don't know. Protect me from knowing that I decided not to know about the things that I decided not to know about. Amen. [...] Lord, lord, lord. Protect me from the consequences of the above prayer.
Computers are still technology because we are still wrestling with it: it's still being invented; we're still trying to work out how it works. There's a world of game interaction to come that you or I wouldn't recognise. It's time for the machines to disappear. The computer's got to disappear into all of the things we use.
What the computer in virtual reality enables us to do is to recalibrate ourselves so that we can start seeing those pieces of information that are invisible to us but have become important for us to understand.
We are stuck with technology when all we really want is just stuff that works. How do you recognize something that is still technology? A good clue is if it comes with a manual.
I think that comedy really tells you how it is. The other thing about comedy is that - you don't even know if you're failing in drama, but you do know when you're failing in comedy. When you go to a comedy and you don't hear anybody laughing, you know that you've failed.
A bean bag is a perfect place to sulk. You can sink way down deep, and sulk for hours... You only have to stick your head up once in a while... to see if anybody cares.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.
If there's anything I hate more than a stupid action comedy, it's an incompetent stupid action comedy. It's not so bad it's good. It's so bad it's nothing else but bad.
Storytelling and copulation are the two chief forms of amusement in the South. They're inexpensive and easy to procure.
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