Weather is a literary specialty, and no untrained hand can turn out a good article on it
Mark TwainRead
The political and commercial morals of the United States are not merely food for laughter, they are an entire banquet.
Interpretation
This quote humorously critiques the ethics in politics and commerce in the United States.
Mark Twain uses humorous hyperbole to highlight the serious lack of integrity in the political and commercial sectors of American society. By describing these morals as not just laughable, but as an entire 'banquet', he suggests that the corruption and unethical practices are abundant and deeply ingrained.
In practice
During a speech on ethical business practices, one might use this quote to emphasize the importance of integrity.
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