Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Groucho MarxRead
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.
Interpretation
Marriage can lead to more surprising and unexpected partnerships than politics.
This quote humorously suggests that while politics often involves unlikely alliances due to shared interests, the institution of marriage reveals even stranger combinations of individuals coming together, each with their quirks and differences. Groucho Marx uses wit to highlight the complexity of personal relationships and how they can yield unexpected dynamics.
In practice
This quote could be shared during a wedding toast to add some humor to the event.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
John you say you met in an elevator. Was the elevator going up at the time, or down? This is very important, for going down in an elevator one always has that sinking feeling and for all I know you may have this confused with love. If you were going up, it is clearly a case of love at first sight.
Firefly: Where is your husband? Mrs. Teasdale: Why, he's dead. Firefly: I'll bet he's just using that as an excuse. Mrs. Teasdale: I was with him to the very end. Firefly: Hmmph. No wonder he passed away. Mrs. Teasdale: I held him in my arms and kissed him. Firefly: Oh I see. Then, it was murder.
Chico: "Here's the book, it's a dollar" Groucho: "Here's a ten, and shoot the change." Chico: "I don't have change I'd have to give you nine more books.
Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot. I implore you, send him back to his father and brothers, who are waiting for him with open arms in the penitentiary. I suggest that we give him ten years in Leavenworth, or eleven years in Twelveworth.
Die, my dear? Why that's the last thing I'll do!
But do not give it to a lawyer's clerk to write, for they use a legal hand that Satan himself will not understand.
Humanity takes itself too seriously. It is the world's original sin. If the cave-man had known how to laugh, History would have been different.
This looks like a job for inadvisably applied magic if ever I saw one.
Is the chemical aftertaste the reason why people eat hot dogs, or is it some kind of bonus?
Housework, if you do it right, will kill you.
It often happens that I wake up at night and begin to think about a serious problem and decide I must tell the Pope about it. Then I wake up completely and remember that I am the Pope.
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