Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Groucho MarxRead
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.
Interpretation
Marriage can lead to more surprising and unexpected partnerships than politics.
This quote humorously suggests that while politics often involves unlikely alliances due to shared interests, the institution of marriage reveals even stranger combinations of individuals coming together, each with their quirks and differences. Groucho Marx uses wit to highlight the complexity of personal relationships and how they can yield unexpected dynamics.
In practice
This quote could be shared during a wedding toast to add some humor to the event.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
John you say you met in an elevator. Was the elevator going up at the time, or down? This is very important, for going down in an elevator one always has that sinking feeling and for all I know you may have this confused with love. If you were going up, it is clearly a case of love at first sight.
Firefly: Where is your husband? Mrs. Teasdale: Why, he's dead. Firefly: I'll bet he's just using that as an excuse. Mrs. Teasdale: I was with him to the very end. Firefly: Hmmph. No wonder he passed away. Mrs. Teasdale: I held him in my arms and kissed him. Firefly: Oh I see. Then, it was murder.
Chico: "Here's the book, it's a dollar" Groucho: "Here's a ten, and shoot the change." Chico: "I don't have change I'd have to give you nine more books.
Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot. I implore you, send him back to his father and brothers, who are waiting for him with open arms in the penitentiary. I suggest that we give him ten years in Leavenworth, or eleven years in Twelveworth.
Die, my dear? Why that's the last thing I'll do!
When men drink, then they are rich and successful and win lawsuits and are happy and help their friends. Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever.
Humour breaks down boundaries, it topples our self-importance, it connects people, and because it engages and entertains, it ultimately enlightens.
This was not Aunt Dahlia, my good and kindly aunt, but my Aunt Agatha, the one who chews broken bottles and kills rats with her teeth.
Laughter is the corrective force which prevents us from becoming cranks.
There is no vaccine against stupidity.
I saw a startling sight today, a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
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