As honour, love, obedience, troops of friends, / I must not look to have; but, in their stead, / Curses, not loud but deep, mouth-honour, breath, / Which the poor heart would fain deny, and dare not" (5.3.25-28).
William ShakespeareRead
I have very poor and unhappy brains for drinking: I could well wish courtesy would invent some other custom of entertainment.
Interpretation
This quote humorously expresses dissatisfaction with drinking as a form of entertainment.
In this quote, Shakespeare uses wit to criticize the social custom of drinking, suggesting that it leads to poor mental states and unhappiness. The speaker wishes for a more pleasant and courteous form of entertainment that doesn't involve alcohol, highlighting both the burdens of drinking and the desire for better social practices.
In practice
In a discussion about social habits, one might quote Shakespeare to highlight the downsides of drinking culture.
As honour, love, obedience, troops of friends, / I must not look to have; but, in their stead, / Curses, not loud but deep, mouth-honour, breath, / Which the poor heart would fain deny, and dare not" (5.3.25-28).
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