I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: 'Checkout Time is 18 years.'
Interpretation
Children grow and eventually become independent, and parenting is a temporary role.
This quote by Erma Bombeck humorously conveys the practical aspect of parenting, highlighting that children are only with their parents for a limited time before they become independent adults. The metaphor of 'checkout time' emphasizes the idea that raising children is a phase of life, and parents must prepare for the eventual point when their children will leave home.
In practice
During a parenting seminar, I used this quote to illustrate the temporary nature of childhood.
We've got a generation now who were born with semiequality. They don't know how it was before, so they think, this isn't too bad. We're working. We have our attache' cases and our three piece suits. I get very disgusted with the younger generation of women. We had a torch to pass, and they are just sitting there. They don't realize it can be taken away. Things are going to have to get worse before they join in fighting the battle.
You hear a lot of dialogue on the death of the American family. Families aren't dying. They're merging into big conglomerates.
Making coffee has become the great compromise of the decade. It's the only thing "real" men do that doesn't seem to threaten their masculinity. To women, it's on the same domestic entry level as putting the spring back into the toilet-tissue holder or taking a chicken out of the freezer to thaw.
Not everyone is comfortable with the kissing ritual. My husband is one of them. Her refuses to press lips with anyone except his wife, mother, and dog. If someone wanted to give him mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, he would refuse until he had been formally introduced.
There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
Maybe age is kinder to us than we think. With my bad eyes, I can't see how bad I look, and with my rotten memory, I have a good excuse for getting out of a lot of stuff.
All too often a familyβs spending is governed more by their yearning than by their earning. They somehow believe that their life will be better if they surround themselves with an abundance of things. All too often all they are left with is avoidable anxiety and distress
Home should be an oratorio of the memory, singing to all our after life melodies and harmonies of old-remembered joy.
My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.
Kids need a happy household. They need to be loved and supported in their dreams. And I don't think you can make your kids' dreams your own. They need you to support them in their dreams.
I had moments with my father that were exquisite - the stories he told me about Cuchulain, the mythological Irish warrior, are still magical to me.
A house is built of logs and stone, of tiles and posts and piers; a home is built of loving deeds that stand a thousand years.
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