We don't thrive on military acts. We do them because we have to, and thank God we are efficient.
Golda MeirRead
Let me tell you something that we Israelis have against Moses. He took us 40 years through the desert in order to bring us to the one spot in the Middle East that has no oil!
Interpretation
This quote humorously criticizes Moses for leading the Israelites to a land without oil after a long journey.
Golda Meir's quote uses humor to highlight the irony of the Israelites' long pilgrimage through the desert, ultimately arriving at a location lacking the abundant natural resource of oil. It reflects a lighthearted critique of historical decisions, blending humor with a commentary on the significance of resources in geopolitical contexts.
In practice
This quote can be used during a lecture on historical migrations.
We don't thrive on military acts. We do them because we have to, and thank God we are efficient.
It isn't really important to decide when you are very young just exactly what you want to become when you grow up. It is much more important to decide on the way you want to live. If you are going to be honest with yourself and honest with your friends, if you are going to get involved in causes which are good for others, not only for yourselves, then it seems to me that that is sufficient, and maybe what you will be is only a matter of chance.
It is true we have won all our wars, but we have paid for them. We don't want victories anymore.
It's no accident many accuse me of conducting public affairs with my heart instead of my head. Well, what if I do?.. Those who don't know how to weep with their whole heart don't know how to laugh either.
Trust yourself. Create the kind of self that you will be happy to live with all your life.
Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you're aboard, there's nothing you can do.
Thanksgiving is a magical time of year when families across the country join together to raise America's obesity statistics. Personally, I love Thanksgiving traditions: watching football, making pumpkin pie, and saying the magic phrase that sends your aunt storming out of the dining room to sit in her car.
The loud laugh that spoke the vacant mind.
All assassins had a full-length mirror in their rooms, because it would be a terrible insult to anyone to kill them when you were badly dressed.
Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest - then we can all die laughing.
I was making my living from a joke about my appearance that I didn't understand, and in a way still don't, because when I look in a mirror it doesn't seem funny to me.
The only weapon I've got is comedy
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