Things have to be funny first, and if they want to have a point, that's awesome.
John MulaneyRead
Sometimes I - with comedy, it's like someone liking you in high school. They either do, or they don't. And when they don't, they don't. And that's it. There are no appeals. You show up, and you're like, 'Hi! I'm -' and you stumble, and they're like, 'It's over.'
Interpretation
Comedy is a binary experience; people either connect with it or they do not, with no room for second chances.
In this quote, John Mulaney humorously compares the reception of comedy to the dynamics of high school relationships. He suggests that just as someone in high school either likes you or doesn’t, comedy is similarly binary; its effectiveness is immediate and definitive, leaving no opportunity to persuade or redeem oneself if the audience does not respond positively.
In practice
Using this quote during a comedy night to emphasize the unpredictable nature of humor.
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