An interim government was set up in Afghanistan. It included two women, one of whom was Minister of Women's Affairs. Man, who'd she have to show here ankles to to get that job?
Tina FeyRead
The same ten minutes that magazines urge me to use for sit-ups and triceps dips, I used for sobbing.
Interpretation
Tina Fey humorously contrasts physical fitness with emotional release, highlighting the importance of acknowledging one's feelings.
In this quote, Tina Fey playfully critiques the fitness culture that promotes rigorous exercise within a limited timeframe, suggesting that instead of engaging in physical activities, she chose to spend that time emotional processing through crying. This highlights the significance of mental health and the notion that emotional expression is just as valid and necessary as physical fitness.
In practice
Sharing this quote during a comedy show to illustrate the importance of balance between physical and emotional health.
An interim government was set up in Afghanistan. It included two women, one of whom was Minister of Women's Affairs. Man, who'd she have to show here ankles to to get that job?
To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair.
Sleep when your baby sleeps. Everyone knows this classic tip, but I say why stop there? Scream when your baby screams. Take Benadryl when your baby takes Benadryl. And walk around pantless when your baby walks around pantless.
I didn't get on TV until I was 30, which is really fortunate because you are who you are at that point.
there was an assumption that I was personally attacking Sarah Palin by impersonating her on TV. No one ever said it was 'mean' when Chevy Chase played Gerald Ford falling down all the time. No one ever accused Dana Carvey or Darrell Hammond or Dan Aykroyd of 'going too far' in their political impressions. You see what I'm getting at here. I am not mean and Mrs. Palin is not fragile. To imply otherwise is a disservice to us both.
‘How do you juggle it all?’ people constantly ask me, with an accusatory look in their eyes. ‘You’re screwing it all up, aren’t you?’ their eyes say. My standard answer is that I have the same struggle as any working parent but with the good fortune to be working at my dream job. Or sometimes I just hand them a juicy red apple I’ve poisoned in my working-mother witch cauldron and fly away.
Don't use a five-dollar word when a fifty-cent word will do.
My favourite comedian, of course, is Tim Conway. He has a way about him - being that belly-laugh kind of funny, and he has the improvisational skills, too. I've never seen anybody better.
The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens his mouth.
If Hamilton were on Twitter, he would have been a worse oversharer than me.
Ron's eyebrows rose so high that they were in danger of disappearing into his hair.
The young comedians always ask me, 'What's the secret for staying around?' I tell them, 'There is no secret - just stay around. Longevity is the most important thing.'
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