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UNDERSTANDING, n. A cerebral secretion that enables one having it to know a house from a horse by the roof on the house. Its nature and laws have been exhaustively expounded by Locke, who rode a house, and Kant, who lived in a horse.
Ambrose Bierce
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What this quote means

Understanding is a complex mental process that distinguishes objects and ideas.

This quote by Ambrose Bierce humorously critiques the abstract concept of understanding by suggesting it is a mere 'cerebral secretion,' implying that it is an artificial construct that allows us to differentiate between things like a house and a horse. Bierce’s satirical remarks on philosophers Locke and Kant further illustrate the absurdity he perceives in our attempts to define and explain such a nuanced concept.

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Example use cases

This quote could be used in a philosophy class discussion to highlight the complexities of understanding.

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