Players today moan about the number of games, but when you're young, you can't play enough.
George BestRead
If you'd given me the choice of going out and beating four men and smashing a goal in from thirty yards against Liverpool or going to bed with Miss World, it would have been a difficult choice. Luckily, I had both.
Interpretation
The quote humorously suggests that both athletic achievement and romantic success can be equally desirable.
George Best whimsically reflects on a moment where he finds himself on the fortunate side of both glory in sports and success in love. This quote highlights the joy and humor in having the best of both worlds, implying that one can experience triumph in both personal passions and public achievements.
In practice
During a sports award speech, I might use this quote to highlight the humor in dual-life successes.
Players today moan about the number of games, but when you're young, you can't play enough.
If I had to choose between dribbling past 5 players and scoring from 40 yards at Anfield or shagging miss world, it'd be a hard choice. Thankfully, i've done both
I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.
I'm OK. Much better than on other occasions. It's true that I've made lots of mistakes but I've never tried to bother anyone. I want to stay alive, preferably in peace, without seeing every one of my mistakes in the papers, and on many occasions, even stories that are lies.
Drink is the only opponent I have been unable to beat.
They'll forget all the rubbish when I've gone, and they'll remember the football. If only one person thinks I'm the best player in the world, that's good enough for me.
I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract.
Saying women aren't funny is now like saying Asians can't drive or saying black people have bad credit. It's just really, like, so obsolete.
My preference is for people who can do sketch comedy or situational comedy, where it's not a joke, but it's telling a story.
And thus being totally preoccupied, he rode so slowly that the sun was soon glowing with such intense heat that it would have melted his brains, if he'd had any.
Rule Forty-two. All persons more than a mile high to leave the court.
There's no real preparing at home for stand-up. You just go and you just do it.
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