If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
Bob HopeRead
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Interpretation
A humorous take on aging, highlighting how the number of candles on a cake increases with age.
This quote by Bob Hope uses humor to address the reality of aging. It cleverly points out that as one grows older, the number of candles on a birthday cake, symbolizing one's age, becomes disproportionate to the size of the cake itself, creating a funny visual and an acknowledgment of the inevitable passage of time.
In practice
Using this quote during a birthday celebration to lighten the mood.
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
Eisenhower admitted that the budget can't be balanced and McCarthy said the communists are taking over. You don't know what to worry about these days - whether the country will be overthrown or overdrawn.
I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die. I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
Golf is a funny game. It's done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I'm the healthiest idiot in the world.
Bunbury? Oh, he was quite exploded. Exploded! Was he the victim of a revolutionary outrage? I was not aware that Mr. Bunbury was interested in social legislation. If so, he is well punished for his morbidity. My dear Aunt Augusta, I mean he was found out! The doctors found out that Bunbury could not , that is what I meanβso Bunbury died. He seems to have had great confidence in the opinion of his physicians.
I have no intention of uttering my last words on the stage. Room service and a couple of depraved young women will do me quite nicely for an exit.
I said, "I do not fear those pants with nobody inside them." I said, and said, and said those words. I said them but I lied them.
We don't apologize for a joke. We are comics. We are here to make you laugh. If you don't get it, then don't watch us.
I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'
there was an assumption that I was personally attacking Sarah Palin by impersonating her on TV. No one ever said it was 'mean' when Chevy Chase played Gerald Ford falling down all the time. No one ever accused Dana Carvey or Darrell Hammond or Dan Aykroyd of 'going too far' in their political impressions. You see what I'm getting at here. I am not mean and Mrs. Palin is not fragile. To imply otherwise is a disservice to us both.
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