If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
Bob HopeRead
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Interpretation
A humorous take on aging, highlighting how the number of candles on a cake increases with age.
This quote by Bob Hope uses humor to address the reality of aging. It cleverly points out that as one grows older, the number of candles on a birthday cake, symbolizing one's age, becomes disproportionate to the size of the cake itself, creating a funny visual and an acknowledgment of the inevitable passage of time.
In practice
Using this quote during a birthday celebration to lighten the mood.
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
Eisenhower admitted that the budget can't be balanced and McCarthy said the communists are taking over. You don't know what to worry about these days - whether the country will be overthrown or overdrawn.
I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die. I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
Golf is a funny game. It's done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I'm the healthiest idiot in the world.
I believe comedy is a really good lens to filter serious issues through. If people are laughing, they don't necessarily realize until they stop laughing that they just took something in that's going to start a conversation.
When things get so absurd and so stupid and so ridiculous that you just can't bear it, you cannot help but turn everything into a joke.
Do not tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish.
Bill Door was impressed. Miss Flitworth could actually give the word "revenue", which had two vowels and one diphthong, all the peremptoriness of the word "scum.
Black moleskin gloves covered his hands; the right because it was burned, the left because a man felt half a fool wearing only one glove.
Don't believe anything you read on the net. Except this. Well, including this, I suppose.
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