Life is a near-death experience.
George CarlinRead
Bullshit is truly the American soundtrack.
Interpretation
This quote suggests that nonsense and superficiality are prevalent in American culture.
George Carlin's quote highlights the pervasive nature of insincerity and triviality in American society, indicating that much of what is presented as important or entertaining often lacks substance and meaning. The use of the word 'bullshit' emphasizes the idea that such triviality can become an integral part of the cultural experience, much like a soundtrack accompanies a film, influencing perceptions and attitudes.
In practice
During a debate on media sensationalism, one could quote Carlin to emphasize the absurdity prevalent in public discourse.
Life is a near-death experience.
Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car."
If you've got a cat and a leg, you've got a happy cat. If you've got a cat and two legs, you've got a party.
This is a lttle prayer dedicated to the separation of church and state. I guess if they are going to force those kids to pray in schools they might as well have a nice prayer like this: Our Father who art in heaven, and to the republic for which it stands, thy kingdom come, one nation indivisible as in heaven, give us this day as we forgive those who so proudly we hail. Crown thy good into temptation but deliver us from the twilight's last gleaming. Amen and Awomen.
Some people try to get out of jury duty by lying. You don't have to lie. Tell the judge the truth. Tell him you'd make a terrific juror because you can spot guilty people.
Intelligence tests are biased toward the literate.
A gaffe is when a politician tells the truth.
Agnes was the worst prophet that's ever existed. Because she was always right. That's why the book never sold.
Oh! This'll impress you - I'm actually in the Abnormal Psychology textbook. Obviously my family is so proud. Keep in mind though, I'm a PEZ dispenser and I'm in the abnormal Psychology textbook. Who says you can't have it all?
And I will make it felony to drink small beer.
Political satire became obsolete when they awarded Henry Kissinger the Nobel Peace Prize.
Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either.
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