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A burglar who respects his art always takes his time before taking anything else.
O. Henry
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Interpretation

What this quote means

The quote humorously suggests that even a burglar can take pride in their craft and be deliberate in their actions.

O. Henry's quote implies that a skilled burglar, like an artist, approaches their work with care and consideration. It plays on the absurdity of equating a criminal's methodical planning with the dedication of a legitimate artist, highlighting a humorous yet insightful view on the nature of craftsmanship in any field, even those deemed illicit.

Themes

BurglarArtCraftsmanshipHumorTime

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Example use cases

This quote can be used to lighten the mood in a discussion about clever criminals.

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