Pertaining to a certain order of architecture, otherwise known as Normal American. Most of the public buildings of the United States are of the Ramshackle order, though some of our earlier architects preferred the Ironic. Recent additions to the White House in Washington are Theo-Doric, the ecclesiastic order of the Dorians. They are exceedingly fine and cost one hundred dollars a brick.
Interpretation
This quote critiques the architectural styles of public buildings in America, comparing them with classical styles.
Ambrose Bierce humorously critiques American architecture by describing it as a mix of styles that lack cohesion and refinement. He notes the tendency towards eclecticism, with buildings being made in whimsical or 'ramshackle' styles, contrasting them with classical designs like the 'Theo-Doric', while also mentioning the absurd costs associated with such constructions, thereby satirizing both the architecture and the societal values behind it.
In practice
During a lecture on American architecture, one might quote Bierce to illustrate the absurdity in design choices.
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