My mother always used to say: 'The older you get, the better you get, unless you're a banana.'

It is well known that humor, more than anything else in the human make-up, can afford an aloofness and an ability to rise above any situation, even if only for a few seconds.

I don't deny it," said Frodo, looking at Sam, who was now grinning. "I don't deny it, but I'll never believe you are sleeping again, whether you snore or not. I shall kick you hard to make sure.

There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.

Clarinets, like lawyers, have cases, mouthpieces, and they need a constant supply of hot air in order to function.

Laugh...It's the sweetest thing one can do for oneself and one's fellow human beings.