I was an only child and I had a mother and father who were just - there wasn't a straight man in the house, and I mean that in a very nice way. They were fun, and we would laugh a lot.
Betty WhiteRead
My mother always used to say: 'The older you get, the better you get, unless you're a banana.'
Interpretation
A humorous reminder that aging can improve wisdom and skills, unlike fruits.
Betty White's quote playfully comments on the process of aging, suggesting that, unlike a banana which spoils as it ripens, people often gain wisdom and improve their capabilities with age. This contrast between the aging process of people and fruits serves to lighten the often daunting concept of growing older, encouraging an optimistic view of aging.
In practice
Use this quote during a celebration of an elderly person's birthday to lighten the mood.
I was an only child and I had a mother and father who were just - there wasn't a straight man in the house, and I mean that in a very nice way. They were fun, and we would laugh a lot.
Don't try to be young. Just open your mind. Stay interested in stuff. There are so many things I won't live long enough to find out about, but I'm still curious about them. You know people who are already saying, 'I'm going to be 30 - oh, what am I going to do?' Well, use that decade! Use them all!
Animals don't lie. Animals don't criticize. If animals have moody days, they handle them better than humans do.
I have my golden retriever now, Pontiac. He's a career-change guide dog from Guide Dogs for the Blind.
When I pontificate, it sounds so, you know, Oh, well, she's preaching. I'm not preaching, but I think maybe I learned it from my animal friends. Kindness and consideration of somebody besides yourself. I think that keeps you feeling young. I really do.
You gotta use everything you possibly can!
A party without cake is really just a meeting.
The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater than that of any other animal.
Who you gonna believe-me or your lying eyes?
At dramatic rehearsals, the only author that's better than an absent one is a dead one.
Why don't you laugh? If I did not laugh I should die, and you need this medicine as much as I do.
I play the guitar. I taught myself how to play the guitar, which was a bad decision... because I didn't know how to play it, so I was a shitty teacher. I would never have went to me.
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