I must admit I am nervous about getting Alzheimer's. Once it hits, I might tell my best joke and never know it.
Joan RiversRead
Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if you're funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you.
Interpretation
Funny people maintain relevance and acceptance regardless of age.
Joan Rivers highlights the unique position of comediennes, who, due to their humor, are valued and respected across generations. The quote suggests that the ability to make people laugh transcends age, allowing comediennes to stay in the spotlight longer than those in other professions.
In practice
In a comedy show about aging, you might quote Joan Rivers to emphasize that humor is timeless.
I must admit I am nervous about getting Alzheimer's. Once it hits, I might tell my best joke and never know it.
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