The most important lesson in the writing trade is that any manuscript is improved if you cut away the fat.
Robert A. HeinleinRead
Death isn't funny." "Then why are there so many jokes about death? Jill, with us — us humans — death is so sad that we must laugh at it.
Interpretation
Humans cope with the sadness of death by making jokes about it.
This quote highlights the paradox of human nature regarding death, suggesting that while death is a profoundly sorrowful experience, people often resort to humor as a coping mechanism. The interplay between laughter and sadness illustrates our struggle to make sense of mortality and the inevitability of loss, prompting us to find levity even in the darkest of circumstances.
In practice
A comedian referencing this quote at a stand-up show about dealing with loss.
The most important lesson in the writing trade is that any manuscript is improved if you cut away the fat.
An armed society is a polite society.
Democracy is a poor system of government at best; the only thing that can honestly be said in its favor is that it is eight times as good as any other method the human race has ever tried.
Long human words (the longer the better) were easy, unmistakable, and rarely changed their meanings . . . but short words were slippery, unpredictable, changing their meanings without any pattern.
Progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things.
When a place gets crowded enough to require ID's, social collapse is not far away. It is time to go elsewhere. The best thing about space travel is that it made it possible to go elsewhere.
You can start any 'Monty Python' routine and people finish it for you. Everyone knows it like shorthand.
When I was a comic in the 1980s, I was on the road somewhere every day, and I'd get back to the hotel, and it was Carson and Letterman, and I looked forward to that all day.
I can think of nothing more boring for the American people than to have to sit in their living rooms for a whole half hour looking at my face on their television screens.
It would take more than long-stemmed roses to change my view that you're a despicable cowardy custard and a disgrace to a proud family. Your ancestors fought in the Crusades and were often mentioned in despatches, and you cringe like a salted snail at the thought of appearing as Santa Claus before an audience of charming children who wouldn't hurt a fly. It's enough to make an aunt turn her face to the wall and give up the struggle.
Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewelry.
I learned you have to move fast, writing futuristic satire in America: Before you know it, you're a realist!
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