Time is so old and love so brief, love is pure gold and time a thief. We're late, darling, we're late, The curtain descends, everything ends, too soon, too soon.
Ogden NashRead
Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you set about retiring them.
Interpretation
This quote humorously illustrates the contrast between the excitement of acquiring debt and the unpleasantness of repaying it.
Ogden Nash's quote captures the ironic enjoyment one might feel when taking on new debts, such as through loans or credit for enjoyable experiences. However, the levity of acquiring these debts fades quickly when the time comes to repay them, turning what was once a source of joy into a burden, highlighting the complexities of financial responsibility.
In practice
During a financial literacy workshop, to highlight the paradox of debt.
Time is so old and love so brief, love is pure gold and time a thief. We're late, darling, we're late, The curtain descends, everything ends, too soon, too soon.
I'm like a backward berry, Unripened on the vine, For all my friends are fifty, And I'm only forty-nine.
I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons.
Here's a good rule of thumb; too clever is dumb.
Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
Here's a toast to the roast that good fellowship lends, with the sparkle of beer and wine; May its sentiment always be deeper, my friends, than the foam at the top of the stein. Then here's to the heartening wassail, wherever good fellows are found; Be its master instead of its vassal, and order the glasses around.
That's the kind of ad I like, facts, facts, facts.
Griddle cakes, pancakes, hot cakes, flapjacks: why are there four names for grilled batter and only one word for love?
Only laughter can blow [a colossal humbug] to rags and atoms at a blast. Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.
Drag has always been the thing you turn to to remember to not take yourself too seriously.
That is a society editor, sitting there elegantly dressed, with his legs crossed in that indolent way, observing the clothes the ladies wear, so that he can describe them for his paper and make them out finer than they are and get bribes for it and become wealthy.
All of comedy at some level is trial-and-error, whether it's a stand-up trying out jokes or a comedy show trying stories.
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