Time is so old and love so brief, love is pure gold and time a thief. We're late, darling, we're late, The curtain descends, everything ends, too soon, too soon.
Ogden NashRead
Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
Interpretation
This quote humorously reflects the feelings of middle-aged individuals about social invitations and their declining social life.
Ogden Nash's quote captures the irony and humor of middle age, illustrating a stage in life where social interactions may seem less appealing. The anticipation of the phone ringing, with the hope that it's not for you, speaks to a common sentiment of yearning for peace or solitude over social obligations, highlighting a shift in priorities as people age.
In practice
During a comedy show where jokes about aging are shared.
Time is so old and love so brief, love is pure gold and time a thief. We're late, darling, we're late, The curtain descends, everything ends, too soon, too soon.
I'm like a backward berry, Unripened on the vine, For all my friends are fifty, And I'm only forty-nine.
I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons.
Here's a good rule of thumb; too clever is dumb.
Here's a toast to the roast that good fellowship lends, with the sparkle of beer and wine; May its sentiment always be deeper, my friends, than the foam at the top of the stein. Then here's to the heartening wassail, wherever good fellows are found; Be its master instead of its vassal, and order the glasses around.
Your hair may be brushed, but your mind's untidy. _x000D_ You've had about seven hours of sleep since Friday. _x000D_ No wonder you feel that lost sensation. _x000D_ You're sunk from a riot of relaxation.
Many baseball fans look upon an umpire as a sort of necessary evil to the luxury of baseball, like the odor that follows an automobile.
He has personality problems beyond the dreams of analysts.
All assassins had a full-length mirror in their rooms, because it would be a terrible insult to anyone to kill them when you were badly dressed.
All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.
A mine is a hole in the ground with a liar on top.
How often we recall with regret that Napoleon once shot at a magazine editor and missed him and killed a publisher. But we remember with charity that his intentions were good.
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