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The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.
William Shakespeare
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Interpretation

What this quote means

This quote humorously suggests that eliminating lawyers would solve many problems.

In this quote from Shakespeare's 'Henry VI, Part 2', the speaker expresses a radical solution to societal issues by jokingly suggesting that the removal of lawyers would lead to a better world. This reflects a common perception of lawyers as barriers to justice or as instigators of conflict rather than its resolution. The humor in the line highlights the frustrations people often feel toward legal systems and the profession.

Themes

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In practice

Example use cases

Using this quote in a debate about legal reform can lighten the mood.

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