Responding to a question about remarks attributed to him that he did not think were his: "I really didn't say everything I said."
Yogi BerraRead
Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
Interpretation
This quote humorously highlights the absurdity of rumors and misinformation.
Yogi Berra's quote captures the irony of how people often exaggerate or fabricate stories about others. By acknowledging that 'half the lies' told about him are false, he suggests that even the truths can be distorted by perception, emphasizing the humorous side of gossip and the human tendency to embellish narratives.
In practice
Using this quote during a speech about the importance of truth in communication.
Responding to a question about remarks attributed to him that he did not think were his: "I really didn't say everything I said."
You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game. If that isn't enough, in the second half, you have to give what's left.
We're lost, but we're making good time.
Anyone who understands Jazz knows that you can't understand it. It's too complicated. That's what's so simple about it.
I've always felt real blessed, especially to live in this country. If you dream hard and work hard, anything can happen here-I'm perfect proof.
You stand up for your teammates. Your loyalty is to them. You protect them through good and bad, because they'd do the same for you.
I have no idea what my best material is. Different people like different things. I'll say this: The political stuff gets the press, but the relationship jokes sell all the seats.
I have been an author for 20 years and an ass for 55.
If you have no tragedy, you have no comedy. Crying and laughing are the same emotion. If you laugh too hard, you cry. And vice versa.
Once I put that wig on, I didn't say an intelligent thing for four months. My voice went up. I walked differently. I'd ask incredibly stupid questions.
An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.
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