Life is a near-death experience.
George CarlinRead
Why should it be illegal to sell something that's perfectly legal to give away?
Interpretation
The quote questions the inconsistencies in laws regarding the sale of items that can be freely given away.
George Carlin's quote challenges the absurdity of legal restrictions on selling items that are otherwise perfectly acceptable to give away for free. It prompts an examination of societal norms and legal frameworks that govern commerce and personal autonomy, encouraging deeper thought about the nature of ownership, value, and freedom of choice in transactions.
In practice
This quote can be used in a debate about the legal system during a law class.
Life is a near-death experience.
Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car."
If you've got a cat and a leg, you've got a happy cat. If you've got a cat and two legs, you've got a party.
This is a lttle prayer dedicated to the separation of church and state. I guess if they are going to force those kids to pray in schools they might as well have a nice prayer like this: Our Father who art in heaven, and to the republic for which it stands, thy kingdom come, one nation indivisible as in heaven, give us this day as we forgive those who so proudly we hail. Crown thy good into temptation but deliver us from the twilight's last gleaming. Amen and Awomen.
Some people try to get out of jury duty by lying. You don't have to lie. Tell the judge the truth. Tell him you'd make a terrific juror because you can spot guilty people.
Intelligence tests are biased toward the literate.
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum -- "I think that I think, therefore I think that I am;" as close an approach to certainty as any philosopher has yet made.
Virtue is the golden mean between two vices, the one of excess and the other of deficiency.
The constitution of Soviet Russia must insure equal rights for all citizens regardless of sex, creed, race, or nationality.
Most Christians pray to be blessed. Few pray to be broken.
The meaning of good and bad, of better and worse, is simply helping or hurting.
And you should not let yourself be confused in your solitude by the fact that there is something in you that wants to move out of it.
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