Are you laboring under the impression that I read these memoranda of yours? I can't even lift them.
Interpretation
This quote humorously suggests that the speaker finds the memoranda to be both difficult to read and heavy.
In this quote, Roosevelt employs humor to convey his disdain for the overwhelming and perhaps trivial nature of certain documents he perceives as burdensome. The exaggerated idea of being unable to lift the memoranda serves to illustrate how tedious and unnecessary they are, while also emphasizing the importance of clear and concise communication in leadership.
In practice
This quote could be used at a leadership seminar to emphasize the importance of clear communication.
There has been one persistent theme through all Axis propaganda. This theme has been that Americans are admittedly rich, that Americans have considerable industrial power - but that Americans are soft and decadent, that they cannot and will not unite and work and fight. ... Let them tell that to the Marines!
The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.
A war of ideas can no more be won without books than a naval war can be won without ships. Books, like ships, have the toughest armor, the longest cruising range, and mount the most powerful guns.
Better the occasional faults of a government that lives in a spirit of charity than the consistent omissions of a government frozen in the ice of its own indifference.
Men are not prisoners of fate, but only prisoners of their own minds.
A world turned into a stereotype, a society converted into a regiment, a life translated into a routine, make it difficult for either art or artists to survive. Crush individuality in society and you crush art as well. Nourish the conditions of a free life and you nourish the arts, too.
I'm not a comedian. I'm Lenny Bruce.
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
Everyone likes flattery; and when you come to Royalty you should lay it on with a trowel.
No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.
Oh, he did his best to make their short lives miserable, because that was his job, but nothing he could think up was half as bad as the stuff they thought up themselves.
Soft rock music isn't rock, and it ain't music. It's just soft. Reminds me of something my third-grade teacher said to us. She said, "You show me a tropical fruit and I'll show you a cocksucker from Guatemala."
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