Are you laboring under the impression that I read these memoranda of yours? I can't even lift them.
Interpretation
This quote humorously suggests that the speaker finds the memoranda to be both difficult to read and heavy.
In this quote, Roosevelt employs humor to convey his disdain for the overwhelming and perhaps trivial nature of certain documents he perceives as burdensome. The exaggerated idea of being unable to lift the memoranda serves to illustrate how tedious and unnecessary they are, while also emphasizing the importance of clear and concise communication in leadership.
In practice
This quote could be used at a leadership seminar to emphasize the importance of clear communication.
There has been one persistent theme through all Axis propaganda. This theme has been that Americans are admittedly rich, that Americans have considerable industrial power - but that Americans are soft and decadent, that they cannot and will not unite and work and fight. ... Let them tell that to the Marines!
The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.
A war of ideas can no more be won without books than a naval war can be won without ships. Books, like ships, have the toughest armor, the longest cruising range, and mount the most powerful guns.
Better the occasional faults of a government that lives in a spirit of charity than the consistent omissions of a government frozen in the ice of its own indifference.
Men are not prisoners of fate, but only prisoners of their own minds.
A world turned into a stereotype, a society converted into a regiment, a life translated into a routine, make it difficult for either art or artists to survive. Crush individuality in society and you crush art as well. Nourish the conditions of a free life and you nourish the arts, too.
Canada is a country whose main exports are hockey players and cold fronts. Our main imports are baseball players and acid rain.
If one has no sense of humor, one is in trouble.
I wanted to get a job as a gynecologist, but I couldn't find an opening.
It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it.
A bore is someone who deprives you of solitude without providing you with company.
A mine is a hole in the ground with a liar on top.
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