My best advice: Fall in love with what you do for a living.
George BurnsRead
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
Interpretation
A successful sermon requires a captivating start and finish, ideally with minimal content in between.
George Burns humorously suggests that the effectiveness of a sermon lies in its structure rather than its content. By emphasizing the importance of a strong beginning and a powerful ending, he implies that attention spans are short, and often, the best way to engage an audience is to get to the point quickly.
In practice
During a workshop on public speaking, one could cite this quote to stress the importance of structure.
My best advice: Fall in love with what you do for a living.
I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked.
Retire? I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the only one left
I get up every morning and read the obituary column. If my name's not there, I eat breakfast.
Now, some people do this for shock value. Shock is just another uptown word for surprise. Granted it has a different quality to it, but a joke is about surprising someone. I'm a great believer in context. You can joke about anything. I do like finding out where the line is drawn, deliberately crossing it and bringing some of them with me across the line, and having them be happy that I did.
I only aim at the powerful. When satire is aimed at the powerless, it is not only cruel - it's vulgar.
It is most gratifying," it said, "that your enthusiasm for our planet continues unabated, and so we would like to assure you that the guided missiles currently converging with your ship are part of a special service we extend to all of our most enthusiastic clients, and the fully armed nuclear warheads are of course merely a courtesy detail. We look forward to your custom in future lives ... thank you.
Playing golf is like chasing a quinine pill around a cow pasture.
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
I wouldn’t mind going to jail if I had three cellmates who played bridge
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