My best advice: Fall in love with what you do for a living.
George BurnsRead
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
Interpretation
A successful sermon requires a captivating start and finish, ideally with minimal content in between.
George Burns humorously suggests that the effectiveness of a sermon lies in its structure rather than its content. By emphasizing the importance of a strong beginning and a powerful ending, he implies that attention spans are short, and often, the best way to engage an audience is to get to the point quickly.
In practice
During a workshop on public speaking, one could cite this quote to stress the importance of structure.
My best advice: Fall in love with what you do for a living.
I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked.
Retire? I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the only one left
I get up every morning and read the obituary column. If my name's not there, I eat breakfast.
Humor has to surprise us; otherwise, it isn't funny. It's a death knell for a writer to be labeled a humorist because then it's not a surprise anymore.
Whiskey is carried into committee rooms in demijohns and carried out in demagogues.
Status is always ripe for satire, status is always good for comedy.
To truly laugh, you must be able to take your pain, and play with it!
A burglar who respects his art always takes his time before taking anything else.
Calvin: Isn't it strange that evolution would give us a sense of humor? When you think about it, it's weird that we have a physiological response to absurdity. We laugh at nonsense. We like it. We think it's funny. Don't you think it's odd that we appreciate absurdity? Why would we develop that way? How does it benefit us? Hobbes: I suppose if we couldn't laugh at things that don't make sense, we couldn't react to a lot of life.
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