Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Groucho MarxRead
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
Interpretation
Money allows people to avoid unpleasant tasks, which can be a humorous observation about work and personal preferences.
In this quote, Groucho Marx humorously suggests that money serves as a means of escape from activities he finds unappealing. Despite the serious undertone of freedom associated with financial resources, his self-deprecating humor highlights the universal struggle of finding joy in mundane tasks versus the liberating power of financial independence.
In practice
In a speech about work-life balance, you might say, 'As Groucho Marx humorously noted, money frees you from doing things you dislike.'
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
John you say you met in an elevator. Was the elevator going up at the time, or down? This is very important, for going down in an elevator one always has that sinking feeling and for all I know you may have this confused with love. If you were going up, it is clearly a case of love at first sight.
Firefly: Where is your husband? Mrs. Teasdale: Why, he's dead. Firefly: I'll bet he's just using that as an excuse. Mrs. Teasdale: I was with him to the very end. Firefly: Hmmph. No wonder he passed away. Mrs. Teasdale: I held him in my arms and kissed him. Firefly: Oh I see. Then, it was murder.
Chico: "Here's the book, it's a dollar" Groucho: "Here's a ten, and shoot the change." Chico: "I don't have change I'd have to give you nine more books.
Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot. I implore you, send him back to his father and brothers, who are waiting for him with open arms in the penitentiary. I suggest that we give him ten years in Leavenworth, or eleven years in Twelveworth.
Die, my dear? Why that's the last thing I'll do!
You are thirty minutes late." "Yes." "Would you be thirty minutes late to a wedding or a funeral?" "No." "Why not, pray tell?" "Well, if the funeral was mine I'd have to be on time. If the wedding was mine it would be my funeral.
If you work on a comedy show, your basic form of communication is teasing. That's generally how we speak to each other: you communicate the information between the lines of insulting sentences.
If You Want to Send a Message, Try Western Union.
Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment
It will be written on my tombstone in very large letters, 'Here lies Hikaru Sulu,' and in very tiny letters, 'aka George Takei.' I don't protest the inevitable.
Ballet: men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.
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