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You are thirty minutes late." "Yes." "Would you be thirty minutes late to a wedding or a funeral?" "No." "Why not, pray tell?" "Well, if the funeral was mine I'd have to be on time. If the wedding was mine it would be my funeral.
Charles Bukowski
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Interpretation

What this quote means

The quote humorously reflects on how certain events can prioritize our time and attention.

Charles Bukowski's quote cleverly contrasts the significance we attach to different events in our lives, suggesting that being late is often a matter of personal importance. By implying that if the funeral were his, he would prioritize timeliness, and if it were a wedding, it would be ironically just as important because of its potential consequences, he encapsulates a humorous take on how we navigate our priorities.

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TimeHumorPrioritiesLifeWeddingFuneral

In practice

Example use cases

This quote would be perfect for a toast at a wedding, emphasizing the importance of being present.

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