When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'
Steven WrightRead
I don't get up, get dressed, go out, and think, 'Okay, I gotta find eight jokes.'
Interpretation
Creating humor shouldn't feel like a chore; it should come naturally and spontaneously.
In this quote, Steven Wright suggests that the process of finding or creating humor should not be forced or overly structured. Instead, it should arise effortlessly, reflecting a natural state of being rather than a calculated approach, emphasizing that true comedic moments often come unexpectedly and in the moment.
In practice
Using this quote during a comedy workshop to highlight the importance of spontaneity in humor.
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time... I think I've forgotten this before.
Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.
When I was on TV in the '80s, I wasn't thinking, 'There's a 10-year-old kid watching this and in 15 years, he's gonna be doing stuff that was influenced by me.' I was trying to get my five minutes together. So now that those people are comedians and they're influenced by me - it's bizarre.
I've been doing comedy longer than I haven't been doing comedy, as I was performing for three years before I even got on 'The Tonight Show.' There's truly nothing like it; it's intense and exhilarating, even though it looks so casual.
Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen.
Those of us that had been up all night were in no mood for coffee and donuts, we wanted strong drink. We were, after all, the cream of the national sporting press.
How old are you?" asked Door. Richard was pleased she had asked; he would never have dared. "As old as my tongue," said Hunter, primly, "and a little older than my teeth.
I'm very good at integral and differential calculus, I know the scientific names of beings animalculous; In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral, I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
She looked at nice young men as if she could smell their stupidity.
You should give up.' 'Why?' 'For one thing, you'll live longer.' 'Oh, you don't live longer. It just seems longer.
There is a monsterous deal of stupid quizzing, & common-place nonsense talked, but scarcely any wit.
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